Try having someone barge into ur bedroom roaring in è midst of a sweet slumber. Or rather, try barging into my bedroom roaring when I’m in è midst of a sweet slumber. That would be a more adventurous experience, as u’ll get to see an angry monster in its true form.
Always thought I’ll greet u a sweet good morning with my usual smile? Let me burst ur bubble, not when I’m woken up by means of shock.
Mummy dearest wasn’t exactly wise this morning, blaring at è top of her lungs è moment she flung open my bedroom door. I jumped awake for a start, thinking that a fire has broken out or è sky has fallen down, just to realize she’s roaring at me cuz she thought I took her god damn ezlink card. I was peeved enough to be accused like that. In addition, looking at è helter-skelter state she was in while roaring away actually contributes to è annoyance factor. I growled & stomped out of bed to pour every content of my purse onto è table to proof I didn’t steal her card. To stuff her mouth, I even offered to lend her my ezlink card, however…
”U CHECK PROPERLY LEH THE EZLINK CARD I JUST TOP UP 50BUCKS LEH DUNNO WHICH ‘SI BA PO’(damned bitch in mandarin)STEAL MY CARD I PUT ON THE WASHING MACHINE WHY U ALL GO & TAKE WAH LAU EH THINGS PUT AT HOME ALSO NOT SAFE YADA YADA YADA YADA…”
God dammit.
I know my humble ezlink card has only a pathetic value of 8 bucks, but hey that’s no way to treat someone who has just offered help!
Rude.
She left my room with my ezlink card anyway (pooh!) but changed her dartboard to my younger sis who’s also sleeping in another room. I heard my sis roar back as mummy tactlessly accused her of stealing her royal-24k-gold-plated-ezlink-card-with-embedded-diamonds(as if).
I was totally robbed of the sleeping mood & decided to double-check my belongings whether I’ve really taken mummy’s card instead. Just then she came back into my room to return my card. I gave her a puzzled look, she later explained that she found her card behind è washing machine...
Fuck.
I could hear something snap in my head as I literally snatched my card from her hands; Slammed it real hard onto my table ensuring that there’s a loud thud, & snapped at her for being so careless while throwing her dirty looks. I almost couldn’t recognize myself for behaving like a total monster, but still I was too ultimately pissed off to be concerned about tranquility. è Cheek of her to go around disrupting people’s sleep & accusing everyone even before she tried searching for her card!
I stumble my way back to bed still growling away & collapsed on it back facing mummy. I didn’t hear è door shut as it’s supposed to. Could sense her glare stinging my back but heck, She’s at fault! Moreover, I’ve decided not to give her nonsense a damn anymore. I could just end up showing her that monsters ain’t fictional if I do.
I believe I would one day resort to killing anyone who shocked me awake; get a satisfying sleep first, then think of how to get rid of the corpse after I’ve woken up.
U know,
this tells u that there’s always a right time for everything, inclusive of screaming.
Always thought I’ll greet u a sweet good morning with my usual smile? Let me burst ur bubble, not when I’m woken up by means of shock.
Mummy dearest wasn’t exactly wise this morning, blaring at è top of her lungs è moment she flung open my bedroom door. I jumped awake for a start, thinking that a fire has broken out or è sky has fallen down, just to realize she’s roaring at me cuz she thought I took her god damn ezlink card. I was peeved enough to be accused like that. In addition, looking at è helter-skelter state she was in while roaring away actually contributes to è annoyance factor. I growled & stomped out of bed to pour every content of my purse onto è table to proof I didn’t steal her card. To stuff her mouth, I even offered to lend her my ezlink card, however…
”U CHECK PROPERLY LEH THE EZLINK CARD I JUST TOP UP 50BUCKS LEH DUNNO WHICH ‘SI BA PO’(damned bitch in mandarin)STEAL MY CARD I PUT ON THE WASHING MACHINE WHY U ALL GO & TAKE WAH LAU EH THINGS PUT AT HOME ALSO NOT SAFE YADA YADA YADA YADA…”
God dammit.
I know my humble ezlink card has only a pathetic value of 8 bucks, but hey that’s no way to treat someone who has just offered help!
Rude.
She left my room with my ezlink card anyway (pooh!) but changed her dartboard to my younger sis who’s also sleeping in another room. I heard my sis roar back as mummy tactlessly accused her of stealing her royal-24k-gold-plated-ezlink-card-with-embedded-diamonds(as if).
I was totally robbed of the sleeping mood & decided to double-check my belongings whether I’ve really taken mummy’s card instead. Just then she came back into my room to return my card. I gave her a puzzled look, she later explained that she found her card behind è washing machine...
Fuck.
I could hear something snap in my head as I literally snatched my card from her hands; Slammed it real hard onto my table ensuring that there’s a loud thud, & snapped at her for being so careless while throwing her dirty looks. I almost couldn’t recognize myself for behaving like a total monster, but still I was too ultimately pissed off to be concerned about tranquility. è Cheek of her to go around disrupting people’s sleep & accusing everyone even before she tried searching for her card!
I stumble my way back to bed still growling away & collapsed on it back facing mummy. I didn’t hear è door shut as it’s supposed to. Could sense her glare stinging my back but heck, She’s at fault! Moreover, I’ve decided not to give her nonsense a damn anymore. I could just end up showing her that monsters ain’t fictional if I do.
I believe I would one day resort to killing anyone who shocked me awake; get a satisfying sleep first, then think of how to get rid of the corpse after I’ve woken up.
U know,
this tells u that there’s always a right time for everything, inclusive of screaming.
posted by Angie | Sunday, October 09, 2005
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