Calling all bugged by severe depression, great news for all- è CD rom that contains pictures taken during è 77th street staff party is now on my hands!
Contrary to what many may think, I’m not gonna start this whole thing about how fun è party was, & start posting some stupid photos of people chatting over a big feast or some equally retarded pictures of dancing drunkards. Trust me, it just doesn't interests as much as it sounds. Heh. è most successful party can perhaps only bring about just a dry little smile. We’re talking about some serious outbursts of laughter here!
Angie’s gonna do something really mean.
I don’t care if that person in those pictures below actually reads my blog or not. I don’t give a damn. My responsibility is to save people from committing the same retarded mistakes if they are serious about looking good in pictures. Hah, I know I sound so fake. Okay la, I admit hating that clumsy swine, will this do? For close friends & avid followers of my entries u’d have long heard about this 77th street supervisor I really detest (whose name is Kin). Now put an end to ur curiosity. The good news? U don’t have to be a member of friendster to see this pigsy :)
Ur guide to being photogenic:
1. If coordinating mouth & eyes movement has always been a problem for u, always op to open ur eyes & close mouth instead.
2. No matter how eager u are to show è world that u're a big fan of mini-me in è movie Austin powers, don't ever attempt to stick out ur pinky. U know that pose only works for him.
A perfect example of è un-photogenic:
3. Always wear a bra with good support for prevention of saggy breasts.
4. Never attempt to squeeze something out of nothing. Here’s implying on areas like boobs & abs.
The above tips also serves as vital warnings if u’re particular about ur image. Ignore them & end up looking as doomed as him:
Of course there’re tons of other pictures of that big day with people looking as appalling, but kind ol’ Angie has decided to spare them from such humiliations. My my, I’m nice. I am so =)
Do not offend a woman. They are naturally vicious creatures.
Contrary to what many may think, I’m not gonna start this whole thing about how fun è party was, & start posting some stupid photos of people chatting over a big feast or some equally retarded pictures of dancing drunkards. Trust me, it just doesn't interests as much as it sounds. Heh. è most successful party can perhaps only bring about just a dry little smile. We’re talking about some serious outbursts of laughter here!
Angie’s gonna do something really mean.
I don’t care if that person in those pictures below actually reads my blog or not. I don’t give a damn. My responsibility is to save people from committing the same retarded mistakes if they are serious about looking good in pictures. Hah, I know I sound so fake. Okay la, I admit hating that clumsy swine, will this do? For close friends & avid followers of my entries u’d have long heard about this 77th street supervisor I really detest (whose name is Kin). Now put an end to ur curiosity. The good news? U don’t have to be a member of friendster to see this pigsy :)
Ur guide to being photogenic:
1. If coordinating mouth & eyes movement has always been a problem for u, always op to open ur eyes & close mouth instead.
2. No matter how eager u are to show è world that u're a big fan of mini-me in è movie Austin powers, don't ever attempt to stick out ur pinky. U know that pose only works for him.
A perfect example of è un-photogenic:
3. Always wear a bra with good support for prevention of saggy breasts.
4. Never attempt to squeeze something out of nothing. Here’s implying on areas like boobs & abs.
The above tips also serves as vital warnings if u’re particular about ur image. Ignore them & end up looking as doomed as him:
Of course there’re tons of other pictures of that big day with people looking as appalling, but kind ol’ Angie has decided to spare them from such humiliations. My my, I’m nice. I am so =)
Do not offend a woman. They are naturally vicious creatures.
posted by Angie | Monday, September 26, 2005
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